Chantelles Antwort auf den Drohbrief

I’ve stayed quiet long enough.  I’ve tried to be as professional as I could and keep in mind that the majority of you that are throwing death threats and countless pityful hate towards Chantelle are little 14 year olds with delusional fantasies about a person that isn’t even aware of your very existence… but you see, in recent days I’ve adapted a new characteristic where I just don’t give a fuck anymore, and thought I’d embrace you all with the words of a person who cares deeply for Chantelle, and *shocker* actually knows the person she truly is!

I’ve read your pathetic attempt of a death threat to Chantelle, and even though, at first, I was left baffled and confused due to an inablitiy to comprehend what the hell you were trying to say, I understood enough of it to inspire my response to you. =)

This obviously isn’t to every single Tokio fan.  I’ve talked to plenty sane, non-socially deprived, intelligent fans.  They’re just lovely, and it’s a shame that they’re overpopulated by the pathetic losers that a shit load of you seem to be… and not have a single ounce of shame to show for it, either.  Now, everyone in the chanfam are very well aware that as Chantelle progresses in her career, she’ll only gain more fans and haters, but that’s not the issue here.  The issue is how far you’re taking it, and how desperately you’re in need of psychological help.  Not translating? You’re mental, sick, fucked up in the head, mentally unstable, etc. for even having thoughts like this, especially for someone YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

You honestly need to seek help.  It is not possible for any single human being that is well rounded, has actual friends (imaginary, dolls, animals and the likes don’t count), gets a breath of fresh air and has no mental issues to have their life revolve around total, complete strangers.  It’s understandable to have a favorite band, enjoy them for their music, good looks, charming personalities and whatever else it may be, but you cross the line the second your fantasies become your nonexistent reality.  Chantelle is a gorgeous girl, and it’s easy to get jealous of the fact that she is naturally beautiful, has style, an amazing personality and is intelligent.  I get it, not everyone can be so blessed with natural looks, and living in a shallow society where guys think with their dicks, it’s hard to accept the fact that since you’re not the easiest to look at, good looking guys won’t even look your way.  But keep in mind that ugly thoughts and personalities result in an ugly person on the outside.  It’s tough, but work it out on your own, don’t send death threats to the beautiful.

I do have to point out my favorite part of the letter, though.  I’m sure if Chantelle had been in a porn video in her secret past, the video would be huge by now.  It’s not often you see a gorgeous girl pursuing a glamorous life of a porn star.  Fuck, if Chantelle actually had a porn video, it’d be bigger than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian put together!  Go ahead and show this video to anyone who will give you two seconds of their lives, just don’t expect a big audience.

So, go ahead and spread rumors, hate, death threats and whatever else you can pull out of your ass.  Obviously no one will get through to you because you’re so far into your delusional life that there’s no pulling you out of it.  But just know that Tom actually likes Chantelle and they went out on dates, while you were home fantasing about the boy.  No matter what you throw at her, she already has it better than you because she’s got what you never will.  On top of that, she has endless support from people who can not only tear you apart online (and not even anonymously for fucks sake!), but will put you in your place in PERSON if any of you ever grow the balls to say the shit you do online, face to face in REAL LIFE.  Go ahead and add me to your hit list, if you’d like.  I’ve already got you on my “bitch slap” list.

P.D … I mean, P.S - For any of you that found it hard to understand this due to the language barrier, let me sum it up in two words that are quite easy to understand no matter what language you speak. Fuck you.

Once again, this is not to ALL Tokio Hotel fans.  This is strictly directed to the makers of the following graphic, and any others who have wished death or anything intense like that on Chantelle.  She’s my friend, for crying out loud, I’ll defend her against practically anyone.

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